1. Look at dis lil perf bowl of bacon.

     
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  4. Whenever I wear mascara, I wear it until it magically disappears or I cry it away. 

     

  5. Those people who can break you in a few seconds, and fix you back together in even less.

     
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  7. I really like how socks are just small bags of warmth and comfertableness, in which you put in your feet. Additionally there is toe socks, which got tiny bags of warmth and comfertableness for each og your toes. How awesome is that?

     

  8. What do you think of, when you hear the sentence “I’m tasting better than you”?

     

  9. I’m actually quite proud of myself. I have overcome my fear of calling and talking to strangers. *pats myself on the shoulder*

     

  10. I think that I’m too tired to think.

     

  11. Because of black and white television, I thought, when I was a kid, that there was no colours in the old days.

     

  12. 21 Ways To Tell If He Likes You

    glamour:

    • He smiles at you. A lot.
    • He laughs at your jokes, even the crappy ones.
    • He defends you to others.
    • He asks questions about you and your life beyond the generic “How you doin’?” or “Good weekend?”
    • He jokes about dating you.
    • You catch him staring at you. Your face, that is—if he’s staring at your boobs or butt, it could just mean he’s perving on you.
    • He’s awkward whenever he talks to you. The first time I talked to my wife, I walked into a parking meter. Luckily for me, she found it adorable.
    • He always uses your name when he talks to you. He knows your name and likes to say it.
    • He calls you by a nickname/pet name.
    • He asks you to “hang out” some time. (To a guy, the word date can be like garlic to a vampire, so they’ll say “hang out” instead. Whatever you call it, it still means he wants to be around you.)
    • He calls you on the phone. Most guys hate talking on the phone. If a guy calls you, it means one of three things: you’re his best friend, he needs help with his homework, or he has the itchy pants for you.
    • He acts more respectable and mature when you’re around.
    • He compliments your appearance. “You look nice today” is guyspeak for “I’m attracted to you.”
    • When he cracks a joke, you’re the first person he looks at for a reaction.
    • He tries go get into the same classes as you.
    • He asks your friends questions about you. He knows they will probably report back to you, but he doesn’t care.
    • He touches you, even subtly—a hand on your arm, a pat on your back, a grab of your shoulders. Humans are naturally drawn to things that attract us—we want to look at them, touch them. If you find a guy’s hand on you, especially more than once, that’s a huge giveaway that he likes you.
    • He asks you what you think about certain other guys. He’s trying to find out if you like anyone.
    • He shares an iTunes playlist with you: the 21st century version of making you a mix tape.
    • He asks your advice about other girls. This one could go either way, but getting your take on relationships could be his crafty way of finding out what you like and don’t like. Or maybe he’s just trying to make you jealous.
    • He notices and remembers things about you that most people don’t. Your birthday. What you wore on a certain day. Your favorite TV show. When and where you met your best friend. What you had for lunch yesterday. Average Joe won’t remember that shit, even if you tell him. Hot For You remembers all of it (but if he knows stuff about you that you never told him—creeper alert!).

    via Smitten

    I just read this list of “21 ways to tell if he likes you”, most of it can be a sign, but some of it, especially the one I marked is bullshit in my ears. I get so frustrated when people think that a guy or a girl for that matter cannot compliment another human being, without being into them.

     
  13. I simply adore, when a pencil is made of two different tones of wood.